Yes, another two post day here. I realize that some people can be casual miniaturists and I applaud them for it. However, I suffer from "Minius Addicticatus" which is a not so rare condition joyfully suffered by many in the "mini hobby".
Symptoms include:
The inability to NOT pick up some little piece of scrap found lying on the ground because it looks just like a mini________ (Fill in the blank).
The obsessive need to snap pictures of other people's chimneys, retaining walls, gardens, front door, etc. because it would fit in perfectly on some mystery "future project".
While on vacation, you see every exotic building as a future project.
You have more than three simultaneous, yet unrelated, projects going at once.
Your family re-heats leftovers or orders pizza more than three times in a week because you are locked up in your work room and "can't be disturbed". "I'm right in the middle of shingling....!"
You have skipped paying a bill or eaten Top Ramen for a month because the "Mini Show" is coming up and you need the extra cash.
Minis are built into your monthly budget.
You have more bottles of various glues than bottles of vitamins.
The only things being washed in your kitchen are your brushes.
You shirk at the idea of having to drive a friend to the airport but you revel in driving a hundred miles to the nearest miniatures shop.
You are horrified by having to pay $12.99 for an appetizer in a restaurant but are thrilled to get an artisan made Fimo "Nachos with Platter" for only $29.99.
You stash money away from your spouse specifically for minis.
You burn your invoice from miniatures.com before your spouse comes home.
Your real life sofa is clawed up by cats and sagging in the middle and you refuse to replace it but you have 3 or more mini sofas in your stash that have yet to have a home.
You don't have time to clean your real house but your dollhouse is perfectly dusted. Always.
And last, but not least, you spend way too much time writing these kinds of things in a mini blog!